My Best Friend babysits for some people across the road from her and they have this dog. Now every time she babysits for them I get a new text about this dog and... well, I will let you read for yourself... Here are some of the classics:
The dog literally just...
- really freaked me out- went completely still, staring at the door and didnt move, but kept whining. Scary.
- managed to lick a patch of dog spit onto my jeans without me noticing. Eew.
- tried to jump up at the phone while I was standing on the sofa trying to text. Its on silent now -but he's looking at me
- barked at nothing again. Shat myself.
- put its face in my boobs.
I mean how much better can you get? (Well except that one time she was babysitting and I got this "Shit I think the budgie just keeled over.").
They never fail to make me laugh, the situations she gets into with this dog are brilliant and getting these texts always makes my day.
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