111. Getting 'I'm glad your not dead' texts

"Had the most HORRIBLE dream ud died. Was awful. Dont ever, ever die" this was the text I recieved from my Best Friend the other day (considering she's supposed to be a Grammar Nazi this is below par on that front). I quickly replied reassuring her I was not dead and got "Oh thank goodness. Beware of planes and deserts. Lots of love". A series of brilliant texts I must say and she did explain it later to me but I don't think it needs the added explanation for here. They really made me smile both of them.